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Thursday 30 June 2005
- “Backup my hard drive? How do I get it in reverse?”
- “Not tonight, dear - I have a modem.”
- “In my next life I’m going to have more memory installed.”
- “It said “Insert disk # 3″, but only two will fit!”
- “On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.”
- “Smith & Wesson - the original point and click interface.”
- Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
- 3 Things Are Certain: Death, taxes & lost data. Guess which has occurred.
- “He thinks the Internet is something you catch fish in.”
- “Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.”
- “To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.”
- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?