MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
BAR CODE - Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.
INFRARED: Whur the left over muchies go (Fred eats them).
DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.
KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.