Computer Laughs

by Larry Emmott on June 30, 2005

in General

  • Backup my hard drive? How do I get it in reverse?”
  • “Not tonight, dear – I have a modem.”
  • “In my next life I’m going to have more memory installed.”
  • “It said “Insert disk # 3″, but only two will fit!”
  • “On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.”
  • “Smith & Wesson – the original point and click interface.”
  • Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
  • 3 Things Are Certain: Death, taxes & lost data. Guess which has occurred.
  • “He thinks the Internet is something you catch fish in.”
  • “Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.”
  • “To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.”
  •  Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

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