BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern
DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer
INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair
ROM – Where the pope lives
SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.
INFRARED: Whur the left over muchies go (Fred eats them).
DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.