Larry (the cable guy?) Computer terms

by Larry Emmott on November 25, 2005

in General

MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie live

BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer

CACHE – Needed when you run out of food stamps

DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers

FAX – What you lie about to the IRS

INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair

MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM – Where the pope lives

SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast

FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood. 

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.

INFRARED: Whur the left over muchies go (Fred eats them).

DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.

KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.

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