HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair
MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food
MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
NETWORK – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM – Where the pope lives
SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year
SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear Even More!
LOG ON: Makin the woodstove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.
DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.