Larry (the cable guy?) Computer Terms

by Larry Emmott on January 19, 2013

in Just for Fun

HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair

MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food

MODEM – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

NETWORK – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM – Where the pope lives

SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year

SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear Even More!

LOG ON: Makin the woodstove hotter.

LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.  

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.

DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.

LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.

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