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A Smile Costs nothing but creates much. Enriches those who receive, Without impoverishing those who give. Happens in a flash And the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None are so rich that they can get along without it, And none are so poor but are richer for a smile. Yet it cannot be bought, […]

Brushing and mouthwash use plummet as people realize that other people can not smell your bad breath on Zoom. TP and bottled water futures crashed after people in lock down reported the water system still working and no detectable increase in bathroom related activities. Dental insurance companies rush to pay up on stalled claims and […]

These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21,1997 issue of Fortune Magazine. 1. “I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.” 2. “I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms.” 3. “Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.” 4. “Wholly responsible for two […]