Just for Fun

“In general, life is better than it ever has been, and if you think that, in the past, there was some golden age of pleasure and plenty to which you would, if you were able, transport yourself, let me say one single word: ‘dentistry’” — PJ O’Rourke, All the Trouble in the World.

If  Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a […]

And the winners are:   Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.   Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.   Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.   Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.   Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.   Negligent, adj. […]

Indianapolis 500 Sunday May 27th