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Have you ever wondered why?

March 4, 2021

Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? Why there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why you don’t ever see the headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth […]

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Old Saying

February 25, 2021

Remember the old saying, a satisfied customer will tell two or three people, but a dissatisfied one will tell 8 or 10?  Clearly it was written before Google, Facebook and Twitter.

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Wondering?

February 16, 2021

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead”? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If pro […]

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User Error

February 11, 2021
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Useless Information

January 22, 2021

Useless but interesting: Arch supports were created by Konrad Birkenstock in 1897.  He designed shoes that followed the shape of the foot so that comfort would increase. The basic design revolutionized the footwear industry. Dimpled golf balls travel up to four times farther than smooth-surfaced golf balls. In the early days, smooth-surfaced balls were used […]

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Dealing with 2020

January 15, 2021

Take life with a grain of salt…  Plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

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The Reboot Poem

December 18, 2020

Especially relevant for 2020 Don’t you wish when life is bad and things just don’t compute, That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out OK, life could be so sweet If we had those special keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete Your boss is mad, your bills […]

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Santa needs to update to a digital pan

December 11, 2020
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Christmas Party Cancelled? Here’s What To Do Instead.

December 10, 2020

From Forbes: With Covid-19 cases on the rise, your company’s favorite holiday tradition probably isn’t in the cards this year.There will be no secret Santas in 2020. No catered buffet, ugly sweater contest, or day-after office gossip. The awkward gift exchange of knee-high socks and novelty toilet paper is gone. Source: Christmas Party Cancelled? Here’s […]

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Just Like Google

December 4, 2020
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Medical Terms for the Layman

September 4, 2020

Artery The Study of Fine Paintings Barium What you do when CPR fails Cesarean Section A district in Rome Colic A sheep dog Coma A punctuation mark Congenital Friendly Dilate To live long Fester Quicker G.I. Series Baseball games between teams of soldiers Grippe A suitcase Hangnail A coat hook Medical Staff A doctor’s cane […]

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Good Advice

August 21, 2020

HT Jason Lipscomb

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Thoughts

August 14, 2020

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Most people are only alive […]

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Dentists – Wearing masks before it was cool!

July 2, 2020
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Ten Truths

June 23, 2020

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. There is great need for a sarcasm font. Google Map directions really needs to start on # 5.  I’m pretty sure I know […]

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“Users”

June 16, 2020

Most businesses have customers. The only ones that have “users” are software vendors and drug dealers.

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A Smile

June 9, 2020

A Smile Costs nothing but creates much. Enriches those who receive, Without impoverishing those who give. Happens in a flash And the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None are so rich that they can get along without it, And none are so poor but are richer for a smile. Yet it cannot be bought, […]

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May 5, 2020
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