Just for Fun

Society is constantly in a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Rick Cook

A female patient in Casper Wyoming is reported to have said to her dentist, “I’d rather go to the dentist that have a baby.” A patient in Detroit told his hygienist, “I know my gums bleed when you clean my teeth because my gums are inflamed. I could prevent that with better brushing and flossing.” […]

Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? Why there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why you don’t ever see the headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth […]

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead”? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If pro […]

Useless but interesting: Arch supports were created by Konrad Birkenstock in 1897.  He designed shoes that followed the shape of the foot so that comfort would increase. The basic design revolutionized the footwear industry. Dimpled golf balls travel up to four times farther than smooth-surfaced golf balls. In the early days, smooth-surfaced balls were used […]

Especially relevant for 2020 Don’t you wish when life is bad and things just don’t compute, That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out OK, life could be so sweet If we had those special keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete Your boss is mad, your bills […]