Just for Fun

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead”? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If pro […]

Useless but interesting: Arch supports were created by Konrad Birkenstock in 1897.  He designed shoes that followed the shape of the foot so that comfort would increase. The basic design revolutionized the footwear industry. Dimpled golf balls travel up to four times farther than smooth-surfaced golf balls. In the early days, smooth-surfaced balls were used […]

Especially relevant for 2020 Don’t you wish when life is bad and things just don’t compute, That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out OK, life could be so sweet If we had those special keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete Your boss is mad, your bills […]

Artery The Study of Fine Paintings Barium What you do when CPR fails Cesarean Section A district in Rome Colic A sheep dog Coma A punctuation mark Congenital Friendly Dilate To live long Fester Quicker G.I. Series Baseball games between teams of soldiers Grippe A suitcase Hangnail A coat hook Medical Staff A doctor’s cane […]

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. There is great need for a sarcasm font. Google Map directions really needs to start on # 5.  I’m pretty sure I know […]

A Smile Costs nothing but creates much. Enriches those who receive, Without impoverishing those who give. Happens in a flash And the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None are so rich that they can get along without it, And none are so poor but are richer for a smile. Yet it cannot be bought, […]