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Medical Terms for the Layman

Artery

The Study of Fine Paintings

Barium

What you do when CPR fails

Cesarean Section

A district in Rome

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

Congenital

Friendly

Dilate

To live long

Fester

Quicker

G.I. Series

Baseball games between teams of soldiers

Grippe

A suitcase

Hangnail

A coat hook

Medical Staff

A doctor’s cane

Minor Operation

Coal digging

Morbid

A higher offer

Nitrate

Lower than day rate

Node

Was aware of

Organic

Musical

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Protein

In favor of young people

Secretion

Hiding anything

Serology

Study of English Knighthood

Tablet

A small table

Tumor

An extra pair

Urine

Opposite of “You’re out”

Varicose Veins

Veins which are very close together

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Good Advice

HT Jason Lipscomb

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Thoughts

  • Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
  • Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
  • Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
  • Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
  • The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  • Don’t worry that the world ends today; its already tomorrow in Australia!
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Dentists – Wearing masks before it was cool!

Male dentist during medical procedure at office
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Ten Truths

  1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
  4. Google Map directions really needs to start on # 5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  5. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  6. Bad decisions make good stories.
  7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  8. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  9. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
  10. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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“Users”

Most businesses have customers. The only ones that have “users” are software vendors and drug dealers.

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A Smile

smileA Smile

Costs nothing but creates much.

Enriches those who receive,
Without impoverishing those who give.

Happens in a flash
And the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.

None are so rich that they can get along without it,
And none are so poor but are richer for a smile.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed or stolen,
for it is something that is no earthly good to anyone until it is given away.

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April 15 no Tax Day !!

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Still True

Beware of bargains in Parachutes, Brain Surgery and Dentistry.

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News you can use for April 1, 2020

Brushing and mouthwash use plummet as people realize that other people can not smell your bad breath on Zoom.

TP and bottled water futures crashed after people in lock down reported the water system still working and no detectable increase in bathroom related activities.

Dental insurance companies rush to pay up on stalled claims and to pay top dollar for tele dental visits immediately in order to maintain minimal cash flow to shut down dental offices. (You know this is an April fools joke, don’t you?)

And just like that being anti-social became social-distancing.

Administrators develop innovative plan to combat Covid-19 with “No Virus Zone” signs paired with the hashtag #notmyvirus.

Social scientists launch exciting new study looking into the simultaneous shortage of toilet paper and increased hand washing. Hmmm.

Political opponents denounce early intervention, reduction in red tape to fast track testing, travel restrictions, appeal to the private sector for help, loans to business in order to continue making payroll and possible drug interventions to treat covid-19 all because they were promoted by the other side. No joke, they actually did this on days other than April 1.

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day

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Friday-13

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What if