Bumper Stickers

My job is secure. No one else wants it.
You’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who cares
This is my other car!
And on the eighth day, God went mountain biking fishing
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas.
Gun Control isn’t about guns. It’s about control.

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