Larry (the cable guy?) Computer terms

BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer

INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair

ROM – Where the pope lives

SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag.

INFRARED: Whur the left over muchies go (Fred eats them).

DOT MARTIX: Ol Dan Matrix’s wife.

LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastik forks and knifs.

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