Just for Fun

Just for fun

1. Do not argue with an idiot.  He will drag you down to his level and beat

you with experience.

3. Light travels faster than sound.  This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

8. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good Evening,’ and then proceed to

tell you why it isn’t.

10. A bus station is where a bus stops.  A train station is where a train

stops.  On my desk, I have a work station.

12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, ‘In case of

emergency, notify: I put ‘DOCTOR.’

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