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Just For Fun

A bus station is where a bus stops.  A train station is where a train stops.  On my desk, I have a work station.

I thought I wanted a career.  Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, ‘In case of emergency, notify: I put ‘DOCTOR.’

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way.  So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I used to be indecisive.  Now I’m not so sure.

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